No one believes me........well, except at Halloween.........they all believe me on Halloween.
They say I died.........they even faked a funeral and made a headstone.
Sigh.........to be, or not to be.
I can't find work plying my trade which is writing. The book publishers tell me all of William Shakespeare's work has been published.
Hollywood tells me my screenplays are just too deep for American audiences.........except for Shakespeare in Love.......they loved that one. I had to use a ghost writer name though.
Sigh. Don't believe your modern day media......they tell people I am dead!
Sigh double, double toil and trouble...............no one will listen to me.
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