I was at work, just coming back from my lunch break. I heard some commotion outside, so took a peak. There you were, all 4 foot 5 of you (I might be generous with that height guess). I don't know what happened to get you upset, but you started yelling at two older gentlemen in suits who were minding their own business. You were yelling and cussing and grabbing at them.
My coworker thought you were a child, and was worried. But upon looking, I realized you must have been in your 30s? You were really really short, but you weren't drawfed. The two men you were attacking, they were around 6foot, maybe a little taller. You actually had to jump and use your water bottle to smack one of them in the eye. They didn't want to fight you, but you gave them little choice, so one took a kick at you.
And then you just kind of walked off. I had started calling the cops, but then it ended. My coworker insisted I call anyways, just in case, so I did. It was entertaining trying to explain it to the operator on the other end of the line. Once she realized what I was saying, I heard a little laugh.
I talked to two guys who saw the whole thing too. One had really gorgeous green eyes, but a smoker, which isn't cool. We all agreed that it'd have made a great video for youtube, because it was so random and entertaining (although I don't find assault entertaining, but the circumstances of this did bring some humour to it).
I hope you get whatever help you need, because clearly you need it.
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